Developing a Brocabulary: Spurnacular

Welcome back to Developing a Brocabulary, where we expore the wit and wisdom of Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk!

Tonight we will cover the Spurnacular chapter, which teaches all about A vernacular that can be used to spurn the dumbass mofos of the world.

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arrivedouchey - A variant of the Italian expression "arrivederci," used when you're peacing a douchebag.

assaulter ego - The part of you that just wants to beat the shit out of someone: "Your honor, ladies and gentleman of the jury--when this chode made a joke about my dead mother, he totally touched off my assaulter ego."

bagamuffin - A douchebag who dresses as poorly as a ragamuffin.

bagvertise - To actively show everyone what a douchebag you are: "Dude, those frosted tips are a total bagvertisement."

douchebauchery - Debauchery as perpetuated by douches.

More to come!